Honor the Gods,
Honor your team,
Bleed on the field,
Silence your scream.
IT’S GAME DAY! The reading of Under The Gods’ Golden Cleats is tonight, kickoff at 8pm, $10 tickets (cash only) at the door. Come out and see what I’ve been working on all year, my version of the legend of Achilles, complete with football, enslaved cheerleaders, and Helen as a bovine mascot.
It’s a no-brainer, really. The only thing you have to ask yourself is this: Will you root for the Trojans of the Greeks?
Because it all comes down to tonight!
AND FOR GODS’ SAKE, REMEMBER TO SHAKE IT, REMEMBER TO SPARKLE!